Lawyering Through Life

It is good...

to be the Judge. Because for the past two hours, Judge has been enjoying a long and leisurely lunch with a few other judges while his law clerk runs around frantically looking for files and missing memos all while managing not to punch Cabana Boy in the mouth when he asks for a progress report on his time here.

In my head, I responded, "Well, I haven't punched you yet, so that's progress." To his face, I replied, "Oh, things are great! You are doing great! Keep it up! Seriously, great. Just great."

And by great, I mean you are incredibly annoying and incompetent and I would gladly have a monkey come bother me five times a day for work than you. But yeah, totally great.

posted by jersey @ 3:03 PM